Cry? Yell? Spit? (Probably not, sounds unsanitary). Laugh. Yes. Let’s go with that one. I really want to do all the above, minus the spitting, but today I’m leaning into laughter because I’m trying to push forward during a surreal, difficult and scary time, just like you. So instead of worrying together, why don’t we laugh instead?
Also, I understand that sometimes you are NOT in the mood for laughter or frivolity during serious times like now. It’s offensive and annoying. While other times, you crave silliness to balance the fear rumbling in your belly and to give your heart a little respite. This moment I’m choosing to find a reason to smile, but if that’s not the space you’re in right now, I get it. Come back when you need the smile, this post will still be here. ๐
But First … Today’s PSA
Just in case you need a reminder.

Ignorance is not bliss but stop watching CNN (of heaven forbid FOX News) 24/7. A little ignorance (or more like news respite) is okay. Seriously.
Spreading a Little Laughter
But not germs.

Now these are the kind of crunches I could get behind. This also explains my poochy belly.

This is very, very true.

Replace dog with cat, and this is also very, very true. And why I never read the book too.

In times of crisis, it’s best just to be honest. ๐ Like I tell everyone, “Max is mostly good.” So I am, except for the times I am not.

And proper grammar (most of the time), punctuation, and lack of emojis.

And this is always, not just in the time of Covid-19.

It explains so much, doesn’t it?
And One Last Laugh …
Tuesday: Better than Monday? Maybe.

I hope that title is not prophetic for you or I today. But it probably is. Sorry.
Have a good week everyone. Stay safe. Be kind. Stop hoarding toilet paper. We’ll get through this because that’s just how we roll. Ahem.
Tanya
hope you’re keeping safe and away from crowds etc. some people here are being total dillholes and not taking this shit seriously. makes my blood boil.
we have been in lockdown at my house for about 1.5wks now, only going out when absolutely necessary (groceries ie. regular groceries, not hysteria zombie apocalypse groceries). online shopping has increased and the delivery people basically drop kick your package out the truck as they drive by and text/email you to get it as they drive away LOL.
i have also (sadly?) come to realize that my daily life is the same as quarantine life minus going to the gym so there hasn’t been much change in my routine. i hear people complaining how bored they are, how they want to go out and do xyz and i’m like really? this is awesome! now i dont have to make up shit to avoid human interaction.
i just may have to take up blogging again during this time in…. maybe.
I needed a good smile & breather from life today – thank you!!!
That “… also no”… that’s totally me. How did I find someone to marry me??? ๐ LOL
Oh my gosh, these are perfect. I would 100% be on the side of the road with my dogs and coffee maker. Hahaha. And the one about crunches. And “am I the most attractive girl/good personality one.” HAHAHAHAHA. Seriously, these are great. Thank you!
These are great and I relate to them so much!! Hahaha! Thank you!
Those are funny! Thanks for the laugh ๐
I think the Tuesday thing can apply to all days. lol! Hope you’re hanging in there! How is life in MN?
Thanks for the laughs!