It still boggles my mind that Christmas is only 10 days away, but calendar says it is so. And whom am I to argue with the calendar? To be fair, I’d argue on a bad day. Anyway, I leave for Minnesota in a few days and my brother told me with great glee that the high temperature will be negative something when I arrive. That’s right. The high is negative. And I’ve been whining about overcast skies and 60 degree temperatures in LA.
I am screwed.
To help me and you power through the next few days, I assembled some funnies for when you’re standing 10 deep at a checkout line, the nearest parking spot is 2 miles away from the Mall or you’re freezing your tuckus off in Minnesota. Christmas is truly the best time of the year but it can also be migraine-inducing, so I’m doing my part to help everyone stay sane and happy this holiday season with the best medicine — laughter and food.
This is true.
This may also be true. Rude, but true. 😀
I don’t understand cats and boxes but seriously — they don’t want toys. They want boxes.
For the Christmas song hating crowd, I used to be one of you. But … I got old. Now I rock Christmas music. Next, I’ll wear ugly Christmas sweaters intentionally.
Seriously, where do I apply?
That expression kills me. And Max retaliates by puking on my flip-flops when I force him to wear clothes.
This is why I don’t put up a Christmas tree. Plus, lazy.
Some days I feel this way too.
Some yummy treats to help you get on the Nice List.
Or some easy, low-cost DIY Gifts to impress friends and family.
This is also true.
Keep laughing, my friends, and maintain your holiday spirit.